Interested in a blade of grass hand cut from the still thriving Ichiro Sod™? Just send an email to me - oolon@yahoo.com - and I'll send the blade of grass to you. If you are happy with it, send me back a dollar (or whatever you think appropriate - large bills are not a problem) to cover my expenses (postage, envelope, scissor sharpening, potting mix, weed and feed fertilizer (a performance enhancing drug for grass), pure distilled water, etc.).
This offer is limited to blades of Ichiro Sod™ on hand. Once they run out, everyone will have to wait for the next cutting...
This offer is limited to blades of Ichiro Sod™ on hand. Once they run out, everyone will have to wait for the next cutting...
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